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3. Can You Just Tell The Chef….?

The Chef hates me. He hates you. He hates everyone. He will scream at me if I get too close. Anything I “tell the chef” must fit into a 18 character sentence I type on a computer. BURGER NOFRYSUBSLDXTRATOMKLLME

72 out of 105: If Satan himself sacrificed a thousand demon goats, it wouldn’t be half as bloody as what your uterus expels each month. You are the most metal, my friend.

Stop street harassment. Stop all harassment.

Stop street harassment. Stop all harassment.

The first academic study on porn is available for free online.

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humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a scientist.""What’s the best part of being a scientist?""Discovering things.""What do you want to discover the most?""King Cobras."

humansofnewyork:

"I want to be a scientist."
"What’s the best part of being a scientist?"
"Discovering things."
"What do you want to discover the most?"
"King Cobras."

No [wo]man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and [s]he’s not the same [wo]man.

It has been almost four months since George Zimmerman got away with murder. I started writing this post back then, but was so overcome with emotions that I couldn’t articulate much more than what was on our placards as we marched across the city in protest: “Justice for Trayvon Martin.”

Trigger Warning: This has to do with racist violence. But this history must be shared.